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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 19 | |
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The chip section of the supermarket was closed for mopping, when I was there. I have Ritz crackers.? WTH!?!?! they CANT do THAT !!    They can, and did. I tried three ways to get into that chip aisle, and the guys had it blocked and were shooing people away. Nuts. That's what happens at 3:30 in the morning, after hiking a mile through snow to get munchies!! |
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dear diary.........I often think about bbq peanuts......
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Im outta dip!!!!  I got this Ragin Red Jalapeno Jam that I use for spicing up my burritos. It's good stuff!! It would be really good mixed with....something...for chip dip. |
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 Someone put the kettle on, please??? *****bumps off a few walls, as she stumbles down the hallway, scratching posteriors and yawning****** Good morning.. 
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Well, hello, sunshine.
A bit groggy are we??? ****pauses at filled cup of fresh coffee*** How do you take it??
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Intravenously.....by the litre please... Someone turn down the weather please, this humidity stuff is making everything mouldy... 
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I would post a pic that I have (top view) of an umbrella with a birdie finger on it...but it might cause probs.
Is that how you're feeling? ***inserts IV tube into Jess's arm (after smacking it to raise the vein and watch her tits jiggle)***** |
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****Smacks scoundrel in the head and jams umbrella where the sun don't shine**** You could say it's one of them kinda days... |
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Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!
You're a winner!! You have won a free ALL DAY PASS to.... ..."Let's Do It Again!"  
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For an encore, after your shower, I give Candlewax Drip Massages...served with Snickers Candy Bar, since you won't be going anywhere for a while.
Got a plan??
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SHHHHHHhhhh!! dont tell them or they will wanna be kidnapped to  
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dangit I need to learn to keep my mouth shut |
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dear diary......do you ever wonder how much blood a goat has>?>>>>?>
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I think maybe......
I wonder too much!!! 
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I wish I could get paid to WONDER because I sure wonder alot!!!!
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goats have just as much blood as any other goat!
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goats have just as much blood as any other goat!
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yup!
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and I wanna know why my pudding smells like cucumbers.........
and I wanna know why I lose my shoes in my house????? WHERE DO SHOES GO????
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