Topic: Funniest joke in the world
tillthedayidie's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:06 PM
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.



The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”



The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”



There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

thunderstruck60's photo
Thu 01/29/09 11:14 PM
hahahaha.........where do these come from? lol

tillthedayidie's photo
Fri 01/30/09 05:58 PM
every time i talk to grandpa he gives me most of these