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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 18 | |
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is that Charro trying to say Cher's name?? 
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Chair??? Got lamp? More cowbell? 
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I just need some good Jew Jew Beans. Or something.
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I just need some good Jew Jew Beans. Or something. 
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Nah. He's on his own. If the visit goes great, then he will brag. If not, then show him pictures of dentures and other nauseating things. and make him gag and stuff!!! Let him peruse some porn beforehand in order to get his mind off of the shrill-shrieking agony that looms ahead. |
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Nah. He's on his own. If the visit goes great, then he will brag. If not, then show him pictures of dentures and other nauseating things. and make him gag and stuff!!! Let him peruse some porn beforehand in order to get his mind off of the shrill-shrieking agony that looms ahead. 
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MINI THROW UP!!!
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Nah. He's on his own. If the visit goes great, then he will brag. If not, then show him pictures of dentures and other nauseating things. and make him gag and stuff!!! Let him peruse some porn beforehand in order to get his mind off of the shrill-shrieking agony that looms ahead. Actually you should be allowed to watch porn during any sort of traumatic medical/dental procedure. It's been scientifically proven that watching porn releases endorphins in the brain which directly counteracts pain. 
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wouldnt that distract the dentist??
 
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There will be NO PORN in mini meeeeeeeeees head!!!!
<-----scratching out own eyeballs!!!
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I was wondering if I killed the thread or something...
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The mere thought of the dentist makes me think of
HAMBURGERS AND FRIES!!! 
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Funny. I keep thinking of being shot multiple times with Novacaine and numbing every place except for the one being worked on.
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I need to go to the dentist but I have noone to watch my lil guy
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I need to go to the dentist but I have noone to watch my lil guy
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ok
when will you be arriving?
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Just don't forget your big box of porn!
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I'll eat my porn flakes before I go an they'll be all stuck in my teef
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Well....those do come in a box too.
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