so this guy decided he wanted to become a monk so he ask the elder monks what he had to do. The elders told him to swear a vile of silence and he could only say 2 words before them every 2 years.

the first two years passed and he went before the elders. they said u have 2 words what are your profound words of wisdom. He thought a min and softly spoke "cold floors"

the next two years past and the guy went back before his elders they said you have had another long two years to think about you want to say what are your two profound words of wisdom. The guy thought a moment longer and said "bad food" the elders kind of looked at each other and said ok

another two years passed and the guy went back before the elders they said you have basically had six years to think about what u want to say so speak wisely what are your 2 words the guy thought a moment and said "I quite" one elder looked at the other and said well no **** all he has done is complain since he's got here.