A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s , they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how Many kinds of 'willies' are there?
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes Through three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, Mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but Reliable.
After he is 50 it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

LOL.

TOO FUNNY

that was a really good one.

I know one to,my english is bad but i give it aniway a try.

There was a family with two children.A son of 8years and a daughter of 7 years.One day in the middle of the night,the son go's to his parents bedroom becouse he was thursty and wanted a drink.He saw his father laying above his mother.Curious as he was ask he his father;dad!! what are you doing?The father look very surprised at his and answerd him;oh nothing son,i was driving my car in the garage.The son go's back to his room and a while after his dad came into the room becouse he was a little worried.There saw he his son laying above his sister.The father ask him furious;my god son!!what are you doing?And the son answered,nothing dad i was putting my bike in the garage.

Sorry for my faults that i have write
Georges