periodically i write about things going on at mcd's.
recently, the following has happened....
about 2 weeks ago, 2 teenagers, and they were female cuties cause i saw them, papered the women's bathroom with toilet seat covers. they were sitting outside the door when i went in just laughing like hiena's...those things from africa..that r ugly cousins to dogs...anyway, i went in and saw it, and did my thing...u know squat, and then came out, but i did not clean it, the seat covers, up....so they looked at me, but i said nothing. then another woman went in and saw the mess. she came out went to the manager, and then pointed at me. oh jesus mary and joseph. for one week, they followed me in there...and well i pee alot because i have grumpy bladder.
then, the next thing that happened was very disconcerting. i was writing a letter, and the middle management were sitting behind me near the window. i got up and went and got some water. the big boy hunka burning love mgr with grey hair, and he could be a model, leaned over and read my letter, not once, but 2x then 3x as he went by.one way then the other...i was right behind him....i think he thought i was taking notes about their meeting. this was a letter to my friend in a far off place about her private business. what is a customer to think of mgmt that reads their mail? i was put out.

then, a couple of days ago, skateboarding teenagers were sitting on one side of mcd's and i was on the other, and they threw chocolate at me....went outside laughing...and i said something...but they denied it. then, i saw them again, and this time they went WOOWHO, and DANG....i was dressed in my old clothes and burglar hat. so i sent a friend over to mcd's to see who these guys were and he saw them. they r very skinny, wear skin tight pants, with their butts dragging.....one is blond the other black stringy hair...about 15-16...
so now i carry a walking stick, and the next time i see them i am going to yell, laugh like a witch and chase them, screaming DANG and WOOWHOOOOOO. can i get myself in trouble for this? i am old woman but i still run. hahahahahahahahaha DANG AND WOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why don't they just turn all mcdonalds into homes for retarded juveniles. That's what they've become and that's where the teen losers congregate. Eat with clowns? And I'm not talking about ronald either.

Thank you for sharing that

hey thanx for griping but would ya stick to the post, and give me some feedback on how to handle these little retarded devils as u call them.....

Call their parents.

ya go right up to them and say i want ur phone number u little DANG WOOWHOS. now how far do u think i am going to get. i would have to follow them home...and u know that would get me a ride to the big house.
but i might just take their pix, and post it on mingle2.com for all 2 cee..thanx for idea.

Have you ever heard of George Hayduke? Am I the only one with a copy of the 's Cookbook? There is a load of stuff you can do?

If you are having so many issues at this McDonald's, then why not go to a different one?

this one is close and i own stock in it.
periodically i do go across town to the old mcd's and listen to granny music.
say u all thanx, and i have to split. it has been real.
granny duffy. ciao dang and woowhooooooooooooooooo

I'm not a mcdonalds employee. The first thing I do when confronted by zombie youth pieces of sh!t is check my surroundings and plan my attack and follow through. I first check for video cameras which are not for your protection but for your prosecution. No cameras- no lawsuits. Then if its simple I just dump a shake over punks heads. If its serious vandalism- I call the cops. If its serious self defense issue- I take no prisoners and beat the living crap outta the punks and dispose of their unconcious bodies in the convenient dumpsters behind mcdonalds. Hit fast, hit hard, hit first. Knock em out. Their memory will be bad if they are knocked unconcious. Deny anything and everything. Stomp on those punks.

try Burger King be seeing you

If all else fails, run them over with your car. Once again- duct tape your license plates. And watch for video cameras.

And if its real serious- call my freind louie. Ya slip him a little chump change and he will get rid of dem punks forever if you know what I mean. He has qualified technicians that can make a nice drive by possible with plenty of firepower. They will fill dem kids so full of bulletholes you can call em swiss cheese. And then let the local authorities clean up the mess. Lemme know which mickey Ds so I don't get caught in the crossfire. I don't like lead in my big mac. Ha ha ha ha!!!

I'm kidding. Walk up to them and pick a big ole chauncey booger outta your nose and wipe it on the punks shirt.

hang emm a ba that might take care of it.

Duffy we can always depend on you for a story to sell.

Hope you're well and enjoying the riff raff

i am not selling this story. i am telling it. big difference....whose going to buy mcd's trash....teenagers scaring old granny by danging and woohooing her.

however, this is a followup report....
last evening when i appearred with my walking stick with a hook on the end of it, in my old burglar hat, and spotted leopard coat with my addidas hot pink basketball pants with a white stripe down the side and my army black stompers,, they scattered. and furthermore, the blond died his hair. someone must have read the post or reported it.

then, today at the other mcd's that plays oldies music, the drug addict i told u about months ago that dogged me was doing something strange. he was sitting in an old ratty truck on one side of mcd's, then he came in, looked at me, walked around, went outside, came back in, went out got in the old ratty truck who reved his engines, then a blue hot car drove up, and same drug addict, KAL, got in and took off to the other side of mcd's, got out of blue cobalt fast car, walked into mcd's, through it, to other side of parking lot, got in old ratty truck. then, cobalt blue car sat there, and up pulls a white car, person of color gets out goes to blue cobalt car, and they do jive talk. papers exchanged. put in person of color's pocket. cars take off. in meantime, ratty old brown toyota takes off...honking really fast...course i was watching it all.
can u tell me what is going on here?
and if i sell this story i will make sure i give u all credit for the riff raff trash exchange...

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