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Topic: Talk dirty to me.
Marley's photo
Fri 01/23/09 09:29 AM
What is the dirtiest, most vulgar, repulsive task or chore that you were asked to perform? Doesn't matter if it was at home or at work.

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Fri 01/23/09 09:32 AM
Edited by SKPCG on Fri 01/23/09 09:33 AM
Hmmmm, I'd have to say it was from sorting and disposing items at a foreclosed Chinese supermarket while working at one bank. There were some items I'd not only never knew were consumable in the first place, but by the time cleaning came..... some of the stuff was...... past expiration. Yummmmmmmmm, liquified fish heads!!!! laugh laugh laugh


Really, I'll take panoramic baby vomit & diarrhea over that ^^^^^ anyday!!!

Drago01's photo
Fri 01/23/09 09:37 AM

What is the dirtiest, most vulgar, repulsive task or chore that you were asked to perform? Doesn't matter if it was at home or at work.

Um the Most Nasty Job I had to perform?
The Rim Job Most definately.
I know its only Rock and Roll
BUT I LIKED IT LIKED IT
Yes I did

DragonFlyTat's photo
Fri 01/23/09 09:47 AM
changing a grown man diaper three to four times a day and being spit on and called a b**ch among other names.

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Fri 01/23/09 09:50 AM
Cleaning out a full sized freezer that had been shut off for months...
still full of...um....*shrugs*
i honestly didn't think maggots could get into a SEALED freezer....but oh....my.....GOD!!!!!!!

*RUNS IN CORNER AND THROWS UP*

lilith401's photo
Fri 01/23/09 09:54 AM
Hmmmm.

My cat had diarrhea earlier this week and I had to cut off her poofy hair in back to remove the clump of shyt covered hair. It smelled something awful. That's just the most recent thing I recall.

The life of a single mother is vast with grodiness and body fluids. It was commonplace for me to get two outfits ready when my son was little.... for him and for me. When I got peed/pooped/puked on we had second outfits ready to go.

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Fri 01/23/09 09:57 AM
had to change out a 8 inch valve once, years ago.

The valve was in a sludge pit (waste crude oil) and underwater. I had to work in waist deep sludge in January. couldn't see what I was doing cause the valve was under water

and it was c-c-cold

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Fri 01/23/09 09:59 AM
Took care of my Mom's colostomy bag...but ya' gotta do what ya' gotta do...

Citizen_Joe's photo
Fri 01/23/09 10:15 AM

What is the dirtiest, most vulgar, repulsive task or chore that you were asked to perform? Doesn't matter if it was at home or at work.


Clean up after myself or she'd charge more for the house keeping. I pay more to be a pig now. I still maintain it is not cheaper to keep her. laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

prisoner's photo
Fri 01/23/09 10:20 AM
:smile: i worked in the vet science lab during college...nuff said...be seeing you

Marley's photo
Fri 01/23/09 10:36 AM
Last year one of my dogs developed an ear infection. Every day for 10 days I had to clean out her ears with these giant Q-tips that the vet had given me. The first two days I did it, I puked on the spot. After about 4 days, the infection started clearing up. By the time the 10 days were up, the smell didn't really bother me. In fact, the odor was reminiscent of the aroma in most school cafeterias.

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Fri 01/23/09 10:38 AM

Last year one of my dogs developed an ear infection. Every day for 10 days I had to clean out her ears with these giant Q-tips that the vet had given me. The first two days I did it, I puked on the spot. After about 4 days, the infection started clearing up. By the time the 10 days were up, the smell didn't really bother me. In fact, the odor was reminiscent of the aroma in most school cafeterias.



I was a professional dog groomer for many years...I know what stinky dawg ear smells like! But it ain't got nuthin' on an infected anal gland! ill

Phuque2's photo
Fri 01/23/09 10:48 AM
War....very messy

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Fri 01/23/09 11:01 AM
blood, urine, vomit, feces, rotting flesh, skin breakdown where you have to stuff the said breakdown with dressings.....disempacting someone....



Yes it is glamorous!!!

ScotishGerman27's photo
Fri 01/23/09 12:29 PM
Ive been a maintenance man, cleaning liquid chicken out of fridges, and also a geriatric charge nurse, ive seen it all

sick

mssilverfox's photo
Fri 01/23/09 12:33 PM

Last year one of my dogs developed an ear infection. Every day for 10 days I had to clean out her ears with these giant Q-tips that the vet had given me. The first two days I did it, I puked on the spot. After about 4 days, the infection started clearing up. By the time the 10 days were up, the smell didn't really bother me. In fact, the odor was reminiscent of the aroma in most school cafeterias.



Yes, any infection smells horrible.. My grandson broke his arm and had pins in it..They got infected and it was a horrible smell..

chevylover1965's photo
Fri 01/23/09 12:38 PM
when i was younger.....
i use to power wash pig and cow trailer's !


you want to talk about smell !sick

ScotishGerman27's photo
Fri 01/23/09 12:42 PM
o yea i worked in KS in a 1/4 mile long chicken farm...u work on stilts 20 feet in the air, because theres like 5-10 feet of excrement below u. they loved me there because i was productive right off the bat, they told me that NooBs usually spend the first few hours of everday at the front of the barn pukin' their guts out sick

Jess642's photo
Fri 01/23/09 01:34 PM
Having to clean out the bilge manually on a tour vessel I worked on... mid summer and two days of 'stuff' in the holding tank.





Dirty enough for you, baby???laugh laugh laugh sick

Masterfullydone's photo
Fri 01/23/09 01:37 PM
Lol again i've not really lived too long haha but it was cleaning up vomit after new years some guy ralfed on the carpet i had to use gloves to pick up the chunks than paper towls, the smell made me gag i'm terrible when it comes to vomit, than the carpet cleaner just made the smell resurface

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