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Topic: atheist holy day
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Sat 01/24/09 07:17 AM

God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.

"Why not go to Jupiter?", asked St Peter.

"No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God.

"Well, how about Mercury?"

"No, it's too hot there."

"Okay," said St. Peter, "How about Earth?"

"No," said God, "They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it!" -Anonymous




Boy ain't that the... oh never mind.. grin!

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Sat 01/24/09 07:19 AM
Is that the only "joke" they can come up with about an atheist? yawn

Really folks, it's been played out already.:banana:

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Sat 01/24/09 07:23 AM
Edited by Krimsa on Sat 01/24/09 07:24 AM
The fact that the Christians would even attempt using a legal court room scenario baffles me. For one thing, they aren’t even allowed to hang their Ten Commandments in a civil office. Secondly, our modern day legal system is based on the Code of Hammurabi inherited from the ancient PAGAN Babylonians.

They need to find something more Christian relatable like stoning without legal representation or due process.

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