i was drinking and thaught it was a good idea to do a 'ninja flip' on the concrete.... banged up my knee pretty bad

Yeah,...everyone tells me that I should. Clumsy me !!!

I wish I would have done it on a "ninja flip". At least that sounds more exciting than how I hurt myself. Hope you heal up fast !

You're right that is definitely worse!!

I missed this the first time. What bones in your foot were broken?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bones_of_the_Foot

You'd be surprised by how helpful I can be in this area.

I broke my leg......hurts like hell but its ok.....my daughter decided the chair was supposed to be in the stairway

The exact terminology is "a tiny cortical avulsion at the lateral aspect of the cuboid".....WHATEVER,...my terminology is "it HURTS !"

oh,...of the 5th metatarsal

While doing the robot?

That's not too bad. The good news is that from heel strike to push off in your gait, you hardly apply anything other than a stablizing force on your 5th metatarsal. The good news is that you didn't damage any of the 13 bones of your midtarsal joints, or you surely would have had restrictions of movement in your gait, and possibly pain from midstance to pushoff. Gait consists of heel strike, middle standing (midstance) to pushing off from your metatarsal pad. You will likely apply more force on the first metatarsal to compensate at first. I doubt it will be a problem for long.

If your podiatrist prescribes a pair of orthotics for you, there's a good chance that the product is the result of one of my inventions.

Oh, the cuboid. That may be a little more damaging than I originally thought. If you follow the highest point of the medial (inside edge) of your arch to the highest point lateral (outside edge) side, the damage is at or around the outside edge. You will likely have some restriction of range of motion in your foot because of this, at least for a short time. It all depends on how drastic the damage is. The cuboid is part of the midtarsal joints. That it is "tiny", however is promising. Hopefully no tendons were damaged in the process. You may well be prescribed foot orthotics as a result of this damage.

i bit the inside of my mouth when i was asleep last night

smashed my knee into my bicycle handlebar

I accidentally forearm-checked the corner of my pine dresser :(

Who needs an ortho when you have Citizen Joe,....THANKS !!!

Tomorrow my I'll be getting a new machine that I'll be adapting to make orthotics as well as my other inventions. As Marion is relatively close (2 hours each way,roughly), I'd be happy to make a set for you when the machine is up. From the sound of things, you'll likely be in a cast for at least a few weeks.

I have mysterious bruises on my right bicep ..........no recollection on how they occurred .....

I have a bite mark on my left shoulder that I have FOND memories of receiving. Ohh la la!

Some days you arouse me, some days you scare me. And some days you do both.

I have several scratches on my left forearm as a result of my kitten thinking my arm is her own private scratching post.