Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!


> > Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
> > While having a bite to eat, they talk about their
> moonshine operation.
> >
> > Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
> sandwich, begins to
> > cough.
> > After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
> in real distress.
> >
> > One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
> "Kin ya swallar?"
> >
> > The woman shakes her head, "no.."
> >
> > Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"
> >
> > The woman begins to turn blue, and again shakes her
> head, "no."
> >
> > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her
> dress,
> > yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right
> butt cheek a lick with
> > his tongue.
> >
> > The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
> and the obstruction
> > flies out of her mouth.
> > As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks
> slowly back to his
> > table.
> >
> > His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that
> there 'Hinder Lick Maneuver'
> > but I ain't niver seed nobody do it afore!"

LMAO- Very Funny..

funny!!

OMG Hilarious!!

oldie but a goody.