Buttercups and Golf balls...!

Towards the end of the golf course, Tom hit his ball into

the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow

buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended

up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.


All of a sudden .. . POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long
it took me to make those buttercups?

Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better
still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the
rest of your l ife ... As a matter of fact, you'll never
have any butter for anything the rest of your
life!!!

Then POOF! .. . . she w as gone!
After Tom recovered from the shock, he hollered for his
friend, 'Fred, where are you?'
Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pu$$ywillows.'

Tom shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!

Good one

Thats repeatable. That is a very clever,funny joke TJN. Thank You.