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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 01/20/09 04:08 PM
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Girls, don’t be upset! You know, deep inside your souls, that I’m right.
When a man wants to make a woman happy, he only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organiser 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 53. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes And as a comparison: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed Him. 2. F*ck Him. 3. Bring Him Beer 4. Be quiet. . |
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Very Nice
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No beer, just ice water.
Very true! |
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