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petite women that get no respect on here...you are the only women in the world where when having sex i can get up from the bed and go in the kitchen and microwave a burrito while your still riding...heres to you petite women your small hands make us men look even bigger 
It takes their small hands to make you look even bigger. You need an optical illusion to make you look bigger. 
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Ok ! just wondering if the riding is any different if the cheese is dripping on your lady!
 Well....just compare it to those people who utilize hot candle wax during sex. Only it smells like the back room of Taco Bell! 
You got a problem with that? 
Not if you're there darlin'!!!  
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I'm not sure, but I do believe I've just been flirted with.
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I'm not sure, but I do believe I've just been flirted with.
Congrats!!! Way to go... 
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I'm not sure, but I do believe I've just been flirted with.
Flirt back do-do head!!
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And by a "petite" girl, too!
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petite women that get no respect on here...you are the only women in the world where when having sex i can get up from the bed and go in the kitchen and microwave a burrito while your still riding...heres to you petite women your small hands make us men look even bigger
It takes their small hands to make you look even bigger. You need an optical illusion to make you look bigger.
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Leave my bed for a burrito and your gonna find out just what a hellion a petite woman can be. I didnt give you per mission to get move me or your **** to the kitchen to cook damit!!
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And by a "petite" girl, too! Right in front of God and EVERYBODY! |
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Leave my bed for a burrito and your gonna find out just what a hellion a petite woman can be. I didnt give you per mission to get move me or your **** to the kitchen to cook damit!! Carefully re-read the OP. |
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Edited by
Winx
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Tue 01/20/09 04:44 PM
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petite women that get no respect on here...you are the only women in the world where when having sex i can get up from the bed and go in the kitchen and microwave a burrito while your still riding...heres to you petite women your small hands make us men look even bigger
It takes their small hands to make you look even bigger. You need an optical illusion to make you look bigger.
It was too easy. I couldn't help myself. 
And me thinks you protest too much.
I do believe that you've insulted every woman over 5 feet tall.
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Riskit-just perved ya man! You're the Mr. Rogers look alike -right?
j/k!!!!
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now it's getting good...
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"Leave my bed for a burrito and your gonna find out just what a hellion a petite woman can be"
Here here Seakolony.... 
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What the hell is OP???
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Hey Im 5'5'' but I pack a mean punch.
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What the hell is OP??? Original Post |
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OP = Opening Post
or Original Post Depending on what part of the country you live in. |
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so i jest and methinks i will and won't insult any female on here ...also it was just a suggestion to the petite females thats all .i like women in all shapes and sizes but people forget the petite thats all and once again i'm explaining myself for what?
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Hey Im 5'5'' but I pack a mean punch.
violence is never the answer...where would you punch him?
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