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It would be nice if one watches a commercial that when one sees something like they just touch the screen and before you know it, it is at your door step available to have. A Heinecken commercial during super bowl and you touch the screen = it is already deducted from your account = and in 10 minutes at your door. We would transform the information age into the lazy age. maybe not a good idea afterall 
Well, we're actually already there. Depending on which commercials you watch. If you see a commercial for a Pizza Shop, then you touch the buttons on your communicator, a few minutes later you'll have a Pizza at your door. And if you're really lucky the Pizza delivery girl will be sexy, horny, and willing to play tackle football with you. 
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Edited by
smiless
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Wed 01/21/09 12:40 PM
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It would be nice if one watches a commercial that when one sees something like they just touch the screen and before you know it, it is at your door step available to have. A Heinecken commercial during super bowl and you touch the screen = it is already deducted from your account = and in 10 minutes at your door. We would transform the information age into the lazy age. maybe not a good idea afterall
Well, we're actually already there. Depending on which commercials you watch. If you see a commercial for a Pizza Shop, then you touch the buttons on your communicator, a few minutes later you'll have a Pizza at your door. And if you're really lucky the Pizza delivery girl will be sexy, horny, and willing to play tackle football with you.
Yes I meant touching the tv screen while ordering and not the toll free number on your cell phone. lol For example you see the lexus car commercial and you just touch the car on the screen while it is playing the commercial and the money is automatically deducted and the car is at your front door in about a hours time. No use of cell phone at all anymore for ordering! A simple touch of your finger on the screen is all it takes. It probably already is done just not out to the public yet. Who knows? |
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but again not a good idea for what happens if your 7 year old daughter wakes up to watch cartoons and she is touching every toy commercial item when it plays commercials.
Before you know it you have a toysrus store full of toys at your front door without wanting it. I would say that a button on the screen would have to be created to turn it on or off when in use. |
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Yep, that's the epitome of laziness and instant gratification.
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Edited by
smiless
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Wed 01/21/09 12:54 PM
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touch the screen and be healed.
what a great idea Jeannie Imagine you are sick and a hospital advertisement appears showing the doctor of what they do in their clinic. You touch the doctor's forehead or belly button and before you know it you are getting medical help. although touch a baywatch lady running through the sands in California cannot guarantee that you will get Pamela Anderson knocking on your door. lol |
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Yep, that's the epitome of laziness and instant gratification.
Uh, no Ive got one better than that. 
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Wed 01/21/09 04:15 PM
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Do you believe those television evangelists who pray and claim to heal people over the television? How can people be so gullible? I've seen that on the 700 club. I think they should be taken off the air because of that fraud they are perpetrating. People must send them lots of money because they are on prime time. agreed. but taking them off the air wouldn't be against the infamous freedom of speech? I mean i totally agree that those things on TV are pure and total BS. However, why do we have to allow other BS such as psychics or tarot readers. I mean it's pretty much the same BS as 700 club. I totally agree. People like Silvia Brown ... yick take her off the air. But at least she does not ask for you to send in donations. Also this ad for this new drug that is supposed to get rid of belly fat without changing your diet or exercise. Pure fraud. The company lies and takes more money that it claims, and signs you up for repeat shipments, and will not give refunds. All kinds of horror stories I have read. SOMEONE NEEDS TO CLOSE THAT COMPANY DOWN. Also those stupid ads for EXtenze. that is supposed to "make a man larger." They never ever use the word penis. They call it "that certain part of a man's body" and then they grin and blush. GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!!! 
NO WONDER I HATE TELEVISION. |
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Edited by
Milesoftheusa
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Thu 01/22/09 09:55 AM
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I know if i walk across the carpet in the morning that Fire Flys from My finger Tips. And I wake up quickly when I touch the TV. Does that count?
  shalom...miles
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I know if i walk across the carpet in the morning that Fire Flys from My finger Tips. And I wake up quickly when I touch the TV. Does that count? shalom...miles
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Do you believe those television evangelists who pray and claim to heal people over the television? How can people be so gullible? I've seen that on the 700 club. I think they should be taken off the air because of that fraud they are perpetrating. People must send them lots of money because they are on prime time. agreed. but taking them off the air wouldn't be against the infamous freedom of speech? I mean i totally agree that those things on TV are pure and total BS. However, why do we have to allow other BS such as psychics or tarot readers. I mean it's pretty much the same BS as 700 club. I totally agree. People like Silvia Brown ... yick take her off the air. But at least she does not ask for you to send in donations. Also this ad for this new drug that is supposed to get rid of belly fat without changing your diet or exercise. Pure fraud. The company lies and takes more money that it claims, and signs you up for repeat shipments, and will not give refunds. All kinds of horror stories I have read. SOMEONE NEEDS TO CLOSE THAT COMPANY DOWN. Also those stupid ads for EXtenze. that is supposed to "make a man larger." They never ever use the word penis. They call it "that certain part of a man's body" and then they grin and blush. GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!!!
NO WONDER I HATE TELEVISION.
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I like the one that you rub on that part, duh, your rubbing it, of course it's gonna get bigger
and if true, so will your hand
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Do you believe those television evangelists who pray and claim to heal people over the television? How can people be so gullible? I've seen that on the 700 club. I think they should be taken off the air because of that fraud they are perpetrating. People must send them lots of money because they are on prime time. agreed. but taking them off the air wouldn't be against the infamous freedom of speech? I mean i totally agree that those things on TV are pure and total BS. However, why do we have to allow other BS such as psychics or tarot readers. I mean it's pretty much the same BS as 700 club. I totally agree. People like Silvia Brown ... yick take her off the air. But at least she does not ask for you to send in donations. Also this ad for this new drug that is supposed to get rid of belly fat without changing your diet or exercise. Pure fraud. The company lies and takes more money that it claims, and signs you up for repeat shipments, and will not give refunds. All kinds of horror stories I have read. SOMEONE NEEDS TO CLOSE THAT COMPANY DOWN. Also those stupid ads for EXtenze. that is supposed to "make a man larger." They never ever use the word penis. They call it "that certain part of a man's body" and then they grin and blush. GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!!!
NO WONDER I HATE TELEVISION.
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Do you believe those television evangelists who pray and claim to heal people over the television? How can people be so gullible? I've seen that on the 700 club. I think they should be taken off the air because of that fraud they are perpetrating. People must send them lots of money because they are on prime time. agreed. but taking them off the air wouldn't be against the infamous freedom of speech? I mean i totally agree that those things on TV are pure and total BS. However, why do we have to allow other BS such as psychics or tarot readers. I mean it's pretty much the same BS as 700 club. I totally agree. People like Silvia Brown ... yick take her off the air. But at least she does not ask for you to send in donations. Also this ad for this new drug that is supposed to get rid of belly fat without changing your diet or exercise. Pure fraud. The company lies and takes more money that it claims, and signs you up for repeat shipments, and will not give refunds. All kinds of horror stories I have read. SOMEONE NEEDS TO CLOSE THAT COMPANY DOWN. Also those stupid ads for EXtenze. that is supposed to "make a man larger." They never ever use the word penis. They call it "that certain part of a man's body" and then they grin and blush. GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!!!
NO WONDER I HATE TELEVISION. The Necromancer 
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Edited by
SharpShooter10
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Fri 01/23/09 04:38 PM
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I'm an animal Psychologist, $100.00 an hour plus 'spences and i'll tell you what your pet is thinking.
can't remember that crazy womans name, glad It aint on TV anymore
ok, someone spell shrink for me, that doesn't look right and I aint looking it up.- I lied, I looked it up.
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