young blonde woman in Joliet, Illinois, was so depressed
> that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into
> the I&M canal. She went down to the docks and was about
> to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor
> saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying.
> He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much
> to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if
> you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
>
>
> I'll take good care of you and bring you food every
> day.' Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her
> shoulders and added, 'I'll keep you happy, and
> you'll keep me happy.'
> The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
> Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new
> meaning.
> That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
> lifeboat.
> From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches
> and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until
> dawn.
> Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was
> discovered by the captain.
> 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked.
> 'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,'
> she explained. 'I get food and a trip to Europe , and
> he's screwing me.'
> 'He certainly is,' the captain said.
> 'This is the Empress Casino, and we never leave Joliet
> ..'
>

OMG too funny...have been to the Empress!!!!

that's a good one!!!!!