"Stupid dog!" Before I could chase my dog again, the door bell rings.

as i answer the door, i hear a loud surprise, as a strange man hands me a large check for $10,000

as it turns out i had won publishers clearing house. the strange man and his t.v. crew barge into my house and start filming. all i can do is pray they dont walk into my bedroom and see the dead body.

I was very confused holding a large check...I didn't participate in any contest. I looked down and saw I still had blood on my shirt.

Luckly i had the check covering the blood as i look at the check then look at the dog... as i then think to my self, "Oh man am i going to get rid of you!" as i softly begin to chuckle in my head.

My brother finally got out of the bathroom and came to the living room after he was dressed. He saw all the camera men and saw me holding "his" check.

I take one look at my brother then take another good look at the check. i saw an opening and i took it. i bolted to the car, jumped in and pealed away in my station wagon as i made my get away.

As I was making my get away on the road, a police car popped out of no where.

As I looked in the rear view mirror I noticed what appeared to be a large dead body in the backseat...

I slam on the breaks as i look in the back and see it was just my imagination as a car comes charging and rams into my rear end as i begin to spin out and roll down a mountain.

i clench the steering wheel and brace myself for the fall. as my adrenaline spikes my senses are heightened and time seems to slow down; i turn the wheel but not fast enough to avoid hitting the mountain hiker.

as i slowly crawl out of the car i notice the smell of gas as i turn to see the car is sparking. i try to move as fast as my arm could drag my befor the car explodes with the check inside.

i narrowly escape with the check in hand as the sparks ignite the leaking gas and the car explodes. i feel the intense heat of the blazing inferno as i continue to crawl further away from the burning wreckage and debris.

As I lay there, staring into the sky, wondering what life was all about, a man named Morpheus hands me a blue and red pill. Of course, being red my fav. color, I take it. I pass out and wake up in what seems to be the back of a jeep. I woke up because the jeep seems to be going down a dirt road as fast as possible. I look to see who's driving, I really can't make the person out, but we are going really fast, and I'm being thrown about the jeep. And that is when I realized that something was wrong, I turn around and OMG it's a T-Rex. It's chasing us!! ...

Why....Im Dr. Ian Malcom, Chaotician!!

I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

your supposed to add a little to the story. you failed.

i can only see darkness but i can hear crazy talk of malcome and mrs ex malcome i wonder: where am i, and what happened to the t-rex chasing me and the mysterious jeep driver; and who the hell is this malcome person.

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

as the man with 6 fingers stands in front of me a sword magically appears in my hand. i feel an intense urge to fight to the death.