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| Topic: So you wake up in the middle of the night... | |
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And you feel something strange on you.
You turn on the light and you see this looking right at you... 
What happens next? |
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Restless!!!!!!!!!! |
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I go back to sleep because there's nothing there... *shrug*
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I say baby girl get your hands out of my pants
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it Bill............
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i gently lift it off of me...
and then continue to beat the living life outta it with a giant boot. or a stiletto. depending on whats handy. either way.. one of us is dying tonight and it ain't gonna be me. you feelin lucky... punk?! 
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I say baby girl get your hands out of my pants
Are those two guy banana's? 
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i gently lift it off of me... and then continue to beat the living life outta it with a giant boot. or a stiletto. depending on whats handy. either way.. one of us is dying tonight and it ain't gonna be me. you feelin lucky... punk?!
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I say baby girl get your hands out of my pants
Are those two guy banana's?
I think so.
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I WOULD SCREAM IN HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET THAT SPIDER OUTTA HEREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'de stuff it in a box and haul it straight to a pet store. Tarantulas are worth money!
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I say baby girl get your hands out of my pants
Are those two guy banana's?
I think so.
Wow to that...............where the hell are those smileys........
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I would call the FBI.........get that SPIDER OUTTA HEREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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I slept with one of those once
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I slept with one of those once
  Uh oh Muriel is beiiiiiiiiing terrible again!!!
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I would call the FBI.........get that SPIDER OUTTA HEREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Don't you have something that weighs about.. oh .. say .. 6.8ish to throw at him? Give up the banana, save yourself! |
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too hairy for me!
 
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I would call the FBI.........get that SPIDER OUTTA HEREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Don't you have something that weighs about.. oh .. say .. 6.8ish to throw at him? Give up the banana, save yourself! |
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too hairy for me!
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lol Someone is collecting on my life insurance.
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