an american canadian and a jew where standing at the pearly gates and st. peter says, "you three men arent suppose to die yet your too young. so for a fee of 150 dollars you can go back. well the american pulls out his wallet and give him 150 dollars. next thing he know he is waking up at the hospital. the nurses where baffled. they asked the american what they saw and he told them the story. they asked about the jew and the canadian and the american replied, "well the last thing i remember was the jew was haggleing over the price and the canadian was waiting for the government to pay his."