The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman. She was somewhat upset.

'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me, a

faithful wife, and the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I
want a
divorce straight away!'

The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell
you what happened.'

'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say
to me!'

The husband began - 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down & out and
defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed
that she was very thin, not well dressed & very dirty. She told me that
she hadn't eaten for 3 days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night; the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing
devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested
a shower, & while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty
and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I
gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but won't
wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear
that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't
have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for
Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated
those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because
someone at work has the same pair.'

'The husband took a quick breath & continued, ' She was so grateful for
my understanding and help, and as I walked her to the door she turned to
me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please... do you have anything else
that your wife doesn't use?'

Ouch!!

OMG! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

are you sure this belongs in the joke section

WOW!!!