Topic: little johnny
mrniceguywebstercity's photo
Fri 01/16/09 09:37 PM
a teacher asks little johnny, " If there was 3 birds on a wire and you threw a rock at one, how many would be left?" johnny thinks then responds "none" the teacher looks at johnny and says "no that is incorrect , there would be 2 left, but how did you come up with that answer?" Johnny thinks then says "well teacher if you throw a rock at one bird they all fly away" the teacher thinks and then says" well i like your thinking." johnny says "well teach i got one for you." " there are 3 women sitting in a park eating ice cream, one woman licks from the bottom to the top, one licks all the way arround the side of the cone , and one woman just goes right down over the top of the cone." " so now which one is married?" the teacher blushes and then responds" why i guess it would be the one that goes right down over the cone." johnny looks at her and says " nope teach it is the one with the wedding ring, but i like your thinking!"

polaritybear's photo
Fri 01/16/09 09:41 PM
Tee Hee.

Jennifer81's photo
Fri 01/16/09 09:47 PM
laugh laugh

DragonFlyTat's photo
Fri 01/16/09 09:58 PM
very cute

rossy6000's photo
Sat 01/17/09 10:07 AM
I like it, vary nicelaugh laugh