recycling my lists from other places..

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where
no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we
there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally
married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your
left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my
dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron,
didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of them all....

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying
that my head is not up there?"

A colonoscope is a long tube with an a$$hole at each end...

I liked no. 13. lol

a relation scoped Bill & Hillary, among many other Washington
officials.

I will never need one, been a perfect azzhole for years.

@sage

Shoe fits you must admit.

naahhhh not you sage

Hilarious, Bill, loved all of them!! Especially No. 13. I used to know
a guy who we couldn't provide a note for..... but as it was so dark, we
did give him a torch though!!

Dang, that is good!!! Thanks for the laugh, lol!

Your humor in it reached the height of humor, I never laughed that much
in one shot. Thanks

my pleasure frank..I got files of that stuff...