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A guy is running along the road when another guy shouts out,
“Where are you going mate?” He replies. “A lion’s escaped from the zoo!” The first guy shouts out, “Which way did it go?” The second guy shouts back. “You don’t think I’m friggin' chasing it, do you?”   |
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hahahaha funny lol
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I would of turned around facing the lion and I would of gotten all wild and I would of started kicking and punching as hard as I could.
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Reminds me of another joke...
A policeman noticed a guy walking down the street with a lion walking beside him. The policeman says to him "what on earth are you doing with a lion? take it to the zoo immediately" The next day the policeman sees the same guy, still with the lion. The policeman says "I thought I told you to take it to the zoo!" The guy replies "I did take him to the zoo yesterday. Today we're going to the cinema" |
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