Topic: What were you thinking?
uk1971's photo
Fri 01/16/09 11:16 AM
Listen very carefully,
It’s as simple as can be,
The place is Piccadilly,
And the players he and she.

She whispers,
“Will it hurt me?”
“Of course not,” answers he,
“It’s a very simple process,
Now just rely on me.
“I don’t know how to do it,”
She says with fearful eyes,
“It’s getting rather painful,
It must be quite a size.”

“Calm yourself my dear,”
His face beheld a grin,
Just open slightly wider,
So I can get it in.
Suddenly, with a startled jump,
She gave a little shout,
Only a little blood was shed,
And then he pulled it out.

Now, as you listen carefully,
It’s a dentist you will find,
It wasn’t what you were thinking,
It was just your dirty mind.

:tongue: bigsmile :banana:

120557's photo
Fri 01/16/09 11:22 AM
No. I thought it was a baby.flowerforyou

arcadefan's photo
Fri 01/16/09 11:23 AM
good one tom laugh