a man walks into a bar and sees a sign the reads "$10,000 for passing the test." the guy asks the bartender "what is the test?" the bartender replies "it has 3 parts, the first part is to knock old bubba clean off his stool and at 400 lbs that dont come easy" the guy then orders a shot of wiskey. He then asks "what is the 2nd part of the test?" the bartender replies " there is a grizzly bear out back with a bad tooth and a bad disposition, you need to pull that tooth." the guy then orders 2 shots and downs them.
The guy asks " what is the 3rd part of the test?" the bartender replies "there is a 500 lb woman upstairs just waiting for the man that can satisfy her in bed." the guy shakes his head a bit orders 3 more shots and and 2 beers, then sits down at a table. an hour later that same guy staggers back to the bar and says " ok wheres bubba?" the bar tender points at bubba and the guy walks over, grabs a pool cue and knocks him clean out and off his stool. the guy then looks at the bar tender, visibly he is intoxicated and says "now where is that bear?" the bartender says "out the back door, in the big cage you will find him." the guy goes staggering out the back door, soon afterward you hear the bear growling and the guy is screaming and this carries on for a good half an hour. soon the guy comes staggering back in and says "now where is that ***** with the bad tooth!!!"