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Topic: Ladies?.. Are you really looking for mr. NICE.
MeChrissy2's photo
Tue 01/13/09 01:09 PM
I am a woman and all that means who is looking for a man. Clear enough?:wink:

PATSFAN's photo
Tue 01/13/09 01:09 PM


No. I LIKE cheese....but I AM LIKE the wind.

Get it right.

You are the cheese eating wind???noway noway noway



I have not seen that since the 70's

Etrain's photo
Tue 01/13/09 01:10 PM
Laura needs her own Cheese threadrofl rofl rofl

ljcc1964's photo
Tue 01/13/09 01:12 PM


No. I LIKE cheese....but I AM LIKE the wind.

Get it right.

You are the cheese eating wind???noway noway noway


More like...I am like the wind eating cheese.....or I like eating cheese....that is windy. Or the wind is what I am like, whether or not I am eating cheese, which I prefer....when it is windy.

ljcc1964's photo
Tue 01/13/09 01:13 PM
And wouldn't you know I am eating cheese at this very moment....

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Tue 01/13/09 01:13 PM

Wow!! Thank you so much. We were all so clueless about men until you enlightened us.

I feel like my eyes are open for the first time.




Thank you. Bravo!

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Tue 01/13/09 01:14 PM

I like turtles


I brake for turtles! flowerforyou

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Tue 01/13/09 01:15 PM



smokin I'm a jerksmokin

smokin Me toosmokin


My ex-wife called me that on many occasions. So it must be true... Maybe we can start a club. think


I think this site already has a club for that group. See the conceited arrogant jerk thread.

Etrain's photo
Tue 01/13/09 01:16 PM




smokin I'm a jerksmokin

smokin Me toosmokin


My ex-wife called me that on many occasions. So it must be true... Maybe we can start a club. think


I think this site already has a club for that group. See the conceited arrogant jerk thread.

Hey...I'm not conceitednoway noway noway rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 01/13/09 01:17 PM




smokin I'm a jerksmokin

smokin Me toosmokin


My ex-wife called me that on many occasions. So it must be true... Maybe we can start a club. think


I think this site already has a club for that group. See the conceited arrogant jerk thread.



:cry: But I'm just an ordinary jerk. No arrogance... :cry:

ljcc1964's photo
Tue 01/13/09 01:19 PM
Edited by ljcc1964 on Tue 01/13/09 01:20 PM
Jerks are only good in regard to chicken and masturbating.

Etrain's photo
Tue 01/13/09 01:20 PM

Jerks are only good on chicken and in masturbating.

and windy cheese:banana: :banana: :banana:

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Tue 01/13/09 01:20 PM

Jerks are only good in regard to chicken and masturbating.


laugh

jtip1977's photo
Tue 01/13/09 01:21 PM
Edited by jtip1977 on Tue 01/13/09 01:21 PM
When masturbation is involved, I like to tug.....not jerk

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Tue 01/13/09 01:22 PM

Jerks are only good in regard to chicken and masturbating.



Do you mean choking the chicken?

svy14x's photo
Tue 01/13/09 01:42 PM
Wow...you throw cheese & wind together & it makes for a very nauseating Forum. Particularly if you are standing down-chain!

Red ill

PATSFAN's photo
Tue 01/13/09 01:44 PM

When masturbation is involved, I like to tug.....not jerk



rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 01/13/09 01:46 PM

Jerks are only good in regard to chicken and masturbating.


I'll never eat beef jerkey again

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Tue 01/13/09 01:48 PM

which one are you truly looking for?


In my experience, they're looking for a guy they can:

a.) Fix.

b.) Domesticate.

c.) Drill a hole in his back and insert a steering wheel.

or, to put it a little more all-inclusively, a guy they can change.

You have to wonder about the point of going after him in the first place if there's THAT much wrong with him, but I suppose there's something useful they see in the (very) "raw material."

Your mileage may vary. Mine certainly hasn't.



MsPisces's photo
Tue 01/13/09 07:23 PM
We're not all looking for somebody we can change.
I'm the handyman/woman of my own house, I do not need a man to fix things nor to pay my mortgage, I've always payed my own way in life. My philosophy is: Don't try to change me as I won't try and change you. It's called unconditional love.
There are woman out there that give the rest of us a bad rap. I'm sorry for that.

DI

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