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men get horribly mad and incredibly offended when you make fun of their penis or let them know they are inadequate in the bedroom. if i wanted to make a dude mad, i would say something along those lines. But it's your job to teach us how to please you... |
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![]() ![]() Anything mean or confrontional |
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Marry me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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men get horribly mad and incredibly offended when you make fun of their penis or let them know they are inadequate in the bedroom. if i wanted to make a dude mad, i would say something along those lines. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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men get horribly mad and incredibly offended when you make fun of their penis or let them know they are inadequate in the bedroom. if i wanted to make a dude mad, i would say something along those lines. But it's your job to teach us how to please you... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() Anything mean or confrontional ![]() ![]() |
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You are the 5th best lover I ever had!
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I've had better
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Honey, you've got the smallest one I've ever seen!
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i completely trust you
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My best friend said this to her huband when he started to put on a little weight --
"It makes me ill to have sex with you and I hate you laying on top of me." ![]() Wow! Now that is harsh! They are still married. He lost 25 pounds. I guess that works for them! ![]() ![]() |
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YOU ARE NUMBER 501
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Sorry, I'm not up for assault with a dead weapon.
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yes you do look fat in that dress
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You gotta tank ass.
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You are the 5th best lover I ever had! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Did you gain weight?
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You have an itty bitty penis. Ditto ![]() |
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I could fit a watermelon in there...
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