Two cowboys leaving a mental hospital,nurse say to dan you go into see dr first, dan goese in first dr says strip off dan strips off dr checks him over says fine i am going to sak you to questions wat would you be if i cut one of your eyes out,half blind says dan,ok dr says what would you be if i cut uther out, dead blind, ok says dr your fit go tell john to wait fave mins then come in,dan says to john its easy he checks to see if fit then asks two questions answer half blind an dead blind,john waits five then goese in strip of dr says johnstips of dr checks him over says your fit, now going to ask two questions what would you be if i cut one of your ears of half blind, dr looks at john thinking hes not sane,john says well ask other question dr says what would you be if i cut the other ear of dead blind, dr says how dop you work that out john says my cowboy hat would fall over my eyes