As I have overheard over the radio while driving to L.A. last night, that man has made the impossible.

If he pulled out his first eye, to prove his insanity...

To which the judge replied: "Naahh, you aren't fooling me!"...

Then the convict pulled out his second eye, as the judge contemplated following:

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results."

"If he thinks I will believe he is insane, then he is foolishly expecting different results while doing the same dumb thing!"

Then the judge stopped, and recalled the definition again...

"He must be insane!" the judge concluded...

Which proves the definition to be wrong, if it is believed to be right!