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You know when a date has gone terribly wrong when the other person_______? |
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qweefs
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Tries to stab you with a spork.
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Leaves to use the restroom and never comes back....
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blows the waiter as you order.!!!!!
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texts like a fool
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Starts to stick his head out the window while the car is in motion and yells...just yells! (True story...embarrassing too)
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starts getting other peoples numbers
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blows the waiter as you order.!!!!! |
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Dies and keels over...
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When she's interested in me 'cause usually that's not how it goes so something must have gone wrong.
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Laughs when you ask her to come up.
*cough* not like that's ever happened or anything. |
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stands on the table n pees
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When you put it in her hand and she says" No thanks, I don't smoke"...
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Chews gum......from under the table...
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When he starts Hi-Fiving bums along the street...and then they cheer him on when he walks away. Suspicious, wouldn't you think?
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Calls his wife saying he will be a little late
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bust out sum douche spray
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Chews gum......from under the table... |
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... goes to sit at another dude's table at the restaurant. And NOT by mistake, either.
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