Three men are nervously pacing the floor in the paternity waiting room.

The nurse comes in, "Mr. Jones? Mr. Jones?" "Yes, nurse, that's me." "Mr Jones, your wife just had a baby boy!" "Well, I knew that would happen because that night, I was on the top!"

A little later, the nurse comes back in, "Mr. Smith? Mr.Smith?" "Yes, nurse, I'm Mr. Smith." "Great news Mr. Smith, your wife just had a baby girl!" "OH, I just knew that because that night she was on the top!"

Now Mr. Doe is starting to sweat more and is really pacing the floor now. The nurse comes in, "Mr. Doe? Mr. Doe?" "Oh, I know nurse, you don't have to tell me," Mr. Doe says, "My wife just had puppies!"

yea GOOD one

Still funny!!!