December 30, 2008)-- Police didn’t have too much trouble tracking down the robber after a bank hold-up; the note he handed the teller was written on his pay stub.

An FBI affidavit says the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank in Chicago on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot."

The robber got about $400 but left half of his note. Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors.

Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address.

The suspect was arrested at his home.

A judge ordered him held without bond Monday.

If convicted of bank robbery, he faces 20 years in prison.

hahahahahahahahaha! FAIL!

Here after a man robbed a back he opened and ate popcorn and the police were able to follow the popcorn trail to his house. if the story were not on the news I would not have believed.... serioussly how stupid can these men be?

must had been high on drugs for eating popcorn and not thinking of anything else..(crazy)

I went to schooll with this idiot who was high and kept his pot in a cigar box. When he got pulled over he got scared and when the cop came to his window he just handed the cop the box. Boy did he catch hell in school.

Then i remember these idiots had a trash bag full of pot in 1 lb. bags diving through town stoned with expired liscence plates and 1 headlight out. When they got pulled over the trash bag was in the back seat on 2 of thier laps they jumped out and their spilt out thier 1 lb. bags.

Like here I am Over HERE.. with the headlight out come arrest me Please...

You know this being brought up and i thought about these idiots from when I was in High School.78..we were more scared even in H.S. of our parents than we were of any cop.

Sad that is not true any more