In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several
attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been
occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you
promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP,
and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was
sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things
like this!.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
replaced the warm water, gently drying hisunderside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower
to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a
restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was
pushing the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is
under your pillow."

MEN NEVER LISTEN

I'm sorry did you say something?

How true.


PMS

I'm sorry what was that? Iw as busy talking to someone else justnow...

humm bet ya would listen if it was your privates under the pillow next
time

nah
they dontget used anyway

Hummm, first man I ever heard that would not care if he lost his jewels
for sooner or later ya might find the treasury chest to put them to use
lmao

now I never said I didnt CARE, just that I wouldnt listen if they were
mine cause they are not getting used lol.

too funny ,that was excellent!!!!