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Topic: house guest
misstina2 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 13508	Mon 01/05/09 08:32 PM
How would you get rid of a unwanted houseguest?

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Mon 01/05/09 08:33 PM
tell em to go home

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Mon 01/05/09 08:34 PM
walk around the house naked and fart a lot

nvrsaynvr Joined Tue 06/12/07 Posts: 5283	Mon 01/05/09 08:35 PM
Stop being so nice to them, and start doing things without including them. It might depend if you want to stay friends. Good luck!

tombraider Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 5042	Mon 01/05/09 08:35 PM
shot gun usually works..in extreme cases.... grenades...

misstina2 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 13508	Mon 01/05/09 08:36 PM
Stop being so nice to them, and start doing things without including them. It might depend if you want to stay friends. Good luck! not a personal question but thanks

alisha07 Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 4265	Mon 01/05/09 08:36 PM
walk around the house naked and fart a lot you read my mind

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Mon 01/05/09 08:37 PM
Make them their last supper. J/K Tell them straight up that they will have to leave. No one likes to over stay their welcome if they are not told they are. If they know they are doing it, stand firm and tell them it's time to move on. They're not paying the bills on the house...if they want to stay any longer, make them pay rent.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Mon 01/05/09 08:39 PM
Guests like fish, start to stink after 3 days

writer_gurl Joined Sat 03/01/08 Posts: 7673	Mon 01/05/09 08:39 PM
Get really drunk and swear at them....alot Or hit them with a bat and bring them home..They won't want to go anywhere for a couple of days

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Mon 01/05/09 08:40 PM
walk around the house naked and fart a lot you read my mind take a dooky with the door open

alisha07 Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 4265	Mon 01/05/09 08:41 PM
walk around the house naked and fart a lot you read my mind take a dooky with the door open i dont dooky

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 01/05/09 08:42 PM
How would you get rid of a unwanted houseguest? Ask them to leave

willaxtman Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 141	Mon 01/05/09 08:42 PM
being straight up with them is the best policy i think. dont be mean about it but be firm and simply let them know!

cityblues21 Joined Sat 07/05/08 Posts: 20033	Mon 01/05/09 08:46 PM
Just be straightforward with them... Tell them you've enjoyed their visit but it is time for it to end...

Shyredneck4X4 Joined Sat 11/17/07 Posts: 429	Mon 01/05/09 08:54 PM
Now you will need a dog for this. Have them over for diner and then after dinner put the plats on the floor and let the dog clean them. Then after they are clean put them back in the cabinets if front of them.

Citizen_Joe Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 4036	Mon 01/05/09 09:00 PM
How would you get rid of a unwanted houseguest? Tell them get the **** out, and if that doesn't work, call the police. Do not let a guest stay long enough to receive mail, otherwise, some courts will consider it residency, requiring an eviction. Any time I have guests, they sign a guest agreement, forfeiting all rights to be an occupant. I learned that lesson the hard way, a half decade ago.

keepthehope Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 4263	Mon 01/05/09 09:25 PM
Put their stuff outside the door and tell them it was nice that they came to visit and sorry they have to leave so soon!

Therapygrl28 Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 712	Mon 01/05/09 09:29 PM
Make sure to have no food in the house. When they go out just dont let them back in...

misstina2 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 13508	Mon 01/05/09 10:39 PM
Make sure to have no food in the house. When they go out just dont let them back in...