Topic: Try oral sex
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Mon 01/05/09 02:21 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Mon 01/05/09 02:21 PM
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years.
On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.
The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.
The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead.
The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies:
"She choked."

slaphead bigsmile :banana:


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Mon 01/05/09 02:22 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh oops

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Mon 01/05/09 02:25 PM
surprised surprised surprised

Poor guyoops oops

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Mon 01/05/09 02:27 PM
lol better listen to the doc better dood he said give her oral not for you to get it:laughing: slaphead slaphead drinks

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Mon 01/05/09 02:31 PM
:laughing: drinks drinks drinks drinks :laughing: :banana: drinks drinks drinker drinker drinker laugh :tongue:

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Mon 01/05/09 02:31 PM
I guess it's all in how things are phrased bigsmile

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Mon 01/05/09 02:34 PM
that is terrible... haha ;P

MadeInnHeaven27's photo
Mon 01/05/09 02:34 PM
oh wow was that suppose to be a joke

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Mon 01/05/09 10:30 PM
laugh Men can be such morons!