Subject: Why You Shouldn't take your man to Wal-Mart


You MUST read this...all the way to the end. This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
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>"After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
>Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
>preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like
>most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the
>following letter from the local Wal-Mart."
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>Dear Mrs. Samsel,
>Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
>commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been
>forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against
>Mr.Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
>cameras.
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>1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
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>2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
>5-minute intervals.
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>3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
>women's restroom. ?
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>4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
>'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.
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>5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's onlayaway.
August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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>7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
>shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
>from the bedding department.
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>8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
>and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
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>9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
>mirror while he picked his nose.
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>10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
>asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
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>11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
>the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
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>12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
>by using different sizes of funnels.
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>13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
>yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!
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>14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
>assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
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>And last, but not least.??
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>15. October 23: Went int o a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
>then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
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>Regards, Tom Richards Wal-Mart Manager

ive seen it before and still love this one :D