Topic: Don't Take Your Man to Walmart Against His Will | |
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Subject: Why You Shouldn't take your man to Wal-Mart
You MUST read this...all the way to the end. This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. > > >"After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to >Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and >preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like >most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the >following letter from the local Wal-Mart." > >Dear Mrs. Samsel, >Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a >commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been >forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against >Mr.Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance >cameras. > >1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. > >2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at >5-minute intervals. > >3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the >women's restroom. ? > >4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, >'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. > >5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's onlayaway. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. > >7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other >shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets >from the bedding department. > >8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying >and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone? > >9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a >mirror while he picked his nose. > >10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he >asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. > >11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming >the 'Mission Impossible' theme. > >12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' >by using different sizes of funnels. > >13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, >yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME! > >14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he >assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN! > >And last, but not least.?? > >15. October 23: Went int o a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, >then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!' > >Regards, Tom Richards Wal-Mart Manager |
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Subject: Why You Shouldn't take your man to Wal-Mart You MUST read this...all the way to the end. This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. > > >"After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to >Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and >preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like >most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the >following letter from the local Wal-Mart." > >Dear Mrs. Samsel, >Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a >commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been >forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against >Mr.Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance >cameras. > >1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. > >2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at >5-minute intervals. > >3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the >women's restroom. ? > >4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, >'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. > >5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's onlayaway. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. > >7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other >shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets >from the bedding department. > >8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying >and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone? > >9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a >mirror while he picked his nose. > >10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he >asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. > >11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming >the 'Mission Impossible' theme. > >12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' >by using different sizes of funnels. > >13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, >yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME! > >14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he >assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN! > >And last, but not least.?? > >15. October 23: Went int o a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, >then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!' > >Regards, Tom Richards Wal-Mart Manager |
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ive seen it before and still love this one :D
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Yep still funny.
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ive seen it before and still love this one :D Me Too! 5 chuckles!! |
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