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Edited by
JustAGuy2112
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Sat 01/03/09 11:32 PM
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A man was walking home one night when he heard, "Bump! Bump! Bump!"
He looked back and saw an upright casket banging down the street. Terrified, the man ran toward his home, the casket pursuing him. He opened his door and locked it behind him. The casket crashed through the door, with its lid clapping. The man rushed to the bathroom and locked the door. He heard the casket coming. Bump! Bump! Bump! It crashed through the door! Desperate, the man hurled a bottle of Robitussin against the casket. It worked! The coffin stopped! |
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My dad's favorite joke is:
Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here.' Mushroom says, 'why not? I'm a fun guy!' |
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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" Stop horsing around. This is supposed to be serious...lmao |
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My dad's favorite joke is: Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here.' Mushroom says, 'why not? I'm a fun guy!' Ewwww.....that one is ALMOST as bad....lmao |
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since we going with bar jokes heres one thats not so funny
two oranges walk into a bar, one turns to the other and says "your round" baha yeah not funny 
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Ok, so this girl walks into a bar, and then says to her friend..
"ouch!!" 
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since we going with bar jokes heres one thats not so funny two oranges walk into a bar, one turns to the other and says "your round" baha yeah not funny Hmmmm....this gives me an idea. lol |
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