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turn down every pervert that hits on me
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call Tina and ask.....do these jeans make me look .....Fat??????
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ask every woman out till I got lucky Don't set your sights too high. |
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If you the opposite sex than you are now what's the 1st thing you would do? Be myself |
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Atempt the splits!
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Hit up the first lesbian bar I could find!
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take my shirt off and stare at my boobs for the rest of the night ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() but then your boobies will get cold ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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check to see if theres really a .....
Little man.... in the boat........ ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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shave my balls
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shave my balls ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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pee my name in the snow
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shave my balls ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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totally go out, get drunk, pee in public and get laid.
then immediately get my junk checked for anything that might itch. |
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Try out my goods as soon as I got them ![]() ![]() ![]() that is what i think...plus i am sure I would pee standing up for the first time and SCREAM!!! |
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Go an join into all the fun that they have?
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Go have sex with my ex girlfriend...I think THAT was our problem,wink,lol
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![]() ![]() Go have sex with my ex girlfriend...I think THAT was our problem,wink,lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Invite all the ladies I've been wantin to date....
over for a ....... Pajama party........... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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measure myself
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