Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 13 | |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What's depressing is when you find yourself chasing the ROFL emotican back and forth trying to click on it....... ![]() ![]() ![]() That is agreeable. |
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ugh ....ANOTHER foot of snow last night .....an the trees in my driveway have just sort of folded over an laid down on the drive way.........
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Hey Purple ... just dropping by to SAY HELLO ...
Hope you and ALL the little "Purple's" had an awesome holiday season ... ![]() We are to get up 25cm's here tomorrow as well... YUCK |
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Dear diary, I'm almost to detroit. Sunshine gives way to an inch of white sh!t- um snow tonite.
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Hey Purple ... just dropping by to SAY HELLO ... Hope you and ALL the little "Purple's" had an awesome holiday season ... ![]() We are to get up 25cm's here tomorrow as well... YUCK }}}}}}}}}}}TT{{{{{{{{{{{{ ![]() AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I'm freakin out theres sooooooo much snowwww!!!!! ![]() |
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dd- i got big fluffy blueberry pancakes !mmmmmmmm
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I have big fluffy hair today
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I'm thinking arbys.
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I have static cling hair. And I didn't sleep well last night. First time in a long time I didn't sleep well. Tonite- I sleep.
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![]() "Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler" > > > December 8 6:00 PM > > It started to snow. The first snow of the season and > The wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by > The window watching the huge soft flakes drift down > From heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So > Romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! > > > > December 9 > > We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow > Covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic > Sight! Can there be a more lovely place in > The whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've > Ever had! > Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a > Boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. > This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered > Up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got > To shovel again. What a perfect life! > > > > December 12 > > The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a > Disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- > We'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on > Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much > Snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see > Snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such > A nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor. > > > > December 14 > > Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The > Temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything > Sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed > Up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is > The life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and > Buried everything again. I didn't > Realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, > But I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish > I wouldn't huff and puff so. > > > > December 15 > > 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 > Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 > Extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants > A wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think > that's silly. We aren't in Alaska , after all. > > > > December 16 > > Ice storm this morning. Fell on my butt on the ice in > The driveway putting down salt. Hurt like ****. The > Wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very > Cruel. > > > December 17 > > Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go > Anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to > Pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but > Stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I > Should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to > Her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe > I'm freezing to death in my own living room. > > > December 20 > > Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of > The that stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all > Day. The snowplow came by twice. > Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said > They're too busy playing hockey. I think they're > Lying. > Called the only hardware store around to see about > Buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have > Another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob > Says I have to shovel or the city will have it done > And bill me. I think he's lying. > > > December 22 > > Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more > Inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold, > It probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes > To get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I > Had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and > Dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to > Hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of > The winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the > he's is lying. > > > December 23 > > Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. > The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house > This morning. What is she, nuts?!! > Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She > Says she did but I think she's lying. > > > December 24 > > 6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke > The shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I > Ever catch the sob who drives that snow > Plow, I'll drag him through the snow and > Beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he > Hides around the corner and waits for me to finish > Shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 > Miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just > Been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas > Carols with her and open our presents, but I was too > busy watching for the snowplow. > > > December 25 > > Merry stinking Christmas! 20 more inches of > slop tonight - Snowed in > The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. I hate > the snow! > Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation > and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife > says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking > idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one > more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave. > > > December 26 > > Still snowed in. Why did I ever move here? It > was all HER idea. > She's really getting on my nerves. > > > December 27 > > Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; > plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he > only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes. > > > December 28 > > Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The WITCH is > driving me crazy!!! > > > December 29 > > 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or > it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever > heard. How dumb does he think I am? > > > December 30 > > Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now > he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the > beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the > broken snow shovel up his butt. The wife went home to > her mother. > Nine more inches predicted. > > December 31 > > I set fire to what's left of the house. No more > shoveling. > > > January 8 > > Feel so good. I just love those little white pills > they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed? |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hmmmmmmm was that written by one of my neighbors I wonder?? OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE ****IN !@#$#%#!!!SNOW!!!!! ![]() |
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DEAR diary...I just dropped off my pc to get fixed and am at the library....this is so gay!!!
Hopefully I will be up and running by the end of the day. ![]() |
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no porn for you at the library.....
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Yup, that's the truth, Jimmy.
I shoveled snow all night, just once...from about 8 pm until 4 am...and then got a smarter job. ![]() Here, in Anchorage, it is warming up. Six degrees below zero, right now. Been colder for about a week, and if it gets up above zero it will seem almost pleasant. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Im sitting with all the geeky library guys at the puters..
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It snowed here last night too.....geeeeeeeeeeeeezus Im tired of being scared all the time!!
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DEAR diary...I just dropped off my pc to get fixed and am at the library....this is so gay!!! Hopefully I will be up and running by the end of the day. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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(((gypsy))),
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I'm scared my roof is gonna go!! I'm gettin my son to help today whether he likes it or not!!
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DEAR diary...I just dropped off my pc to get fixed and am at the library....this is so gay!!! Hopefully I will be up and running by the end of the day. ![]() Libraries are full of neat books. I luv browsing the science and mechanical topics...and some of the artwork is interesting. Hope you have a wonderful result from the PC fix-it thing. ![]() |
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