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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 13
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/03/09 11:32 AM
Ezras wife sat in my lap and farted a death fart last night. Must pay them back on their 10th wedding anniversary. There has GOT to be better things to do in wisconsin!!!! And you think BC is assbackwards????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/03/09 11:33 AM
DEAR Diary......I want summer!!! or even spring!!! I will even take spring!!! me tooooooooooooooooooooooooo an I'm snow blinded tooooooooo its toooooooooooo white out there!!!!!!!1 I need sunglasses to see this screen!!! Its too bright in hereeeeeeeee!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 01/03/09 11:33 AM
Must make them choke, gag, convulse, and see colors.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/03/09 11:35 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm chips!!! There not just for breakfast anymore!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 01/03/09 11:35 AM
Ezras wife sat in my lap and farted a death fart last night. Must pay them back on their 10th wedding anniversary. There has GOT to be better things to do in wisconsin!!!! And you think BC is assbackwards???? ...I made an arrow holder and put my navaho blankie over it?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/03/09 11:37 AM
do you have dead animals on your walls???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/03/09 11:38 AM
weird that you mention elk. One of my craziest psycho patients was telling me to get the elk in the oven and let it cook slowly....I said ok.....I will have it all under control!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 01/03/09 11:41 AM
do you have dead animals on your walls??? ...just the neighbors pets that aggrivated me over the years.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/03/09 11:43 AM


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 01/03/09 11:43 AM
No dead animals on the walls. Don't believe in trophy hunting. Just for food.

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Sat 01/03/09 11:43 AM
DD; I feel lazy I wish someone would come over and cut the wood pile in the yard for me of coarse after they dig it out first Is that your only heat????? I would just hire some kid to do that!!!! no I have a furnace but that cost $ to run wood only cost me time and a little gas I live in the woods hell I would have to drive 25 miles to find some kid who wants to work then i would have to bring em home when they were done

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/03/09 11:43 AM
dear diary.......remind me to buy milk after work......and maybe even toilet paper!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/03/09 11:44 AM
DD; I feel lazy I wish someone would come over and cut the wood pile in the yard for me of coarse after they dig it out first Is that your only heat????? I would just hire some kid to do that!!!! no I have a furnace but that cost $ to run wood only cost me time and a little gas I live in the woods hell I would have to drive 25 miles to find some kid who wants to work then i would have to bring em home when they were done Get your kids to do it!!! Isnt that why we have kids??? slave labour???

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Sat 01/03/09 11:45 AM
do you have dead animals on your walls??? maybe well not the whole animal just parts and pieces

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 01/03/09 11:46 AM
Dear Gypsy....... buy milk and toilet paper and bacon after work

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Sat 01/03/09 11:46 AM
DD; I feel lazy I wish someone would come over and cut the wood pile in the yard for me of coarse after they dig it out first Is that your only heat????? I would just hire some kid to do that!!!! no I have a furnace but that cost $ to run wood only cost me time and a little gas I live in the woods hell I would have to drive 25 miles to find some kid who wants to work then i would have to bring em home when they were done Get your kids to do it!!! Isnt that why we have kids??? slave labour??? ya what was I thinking NNNOOOOOTTTT!! no one is home little helper is at Tonya's apartment over by school for the weekend and my oldest lives 200+ miles away at school down there

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 01/03/09 11:48 AM
Just called my bosshole. Monday morning detroit. Sh!t. Gotta leave tomorrow morning. I'm gonna take a nap then paint some more. Maybe turn off my phone. Don't scream at me and I won't destroy your dining room set.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 01/03/09 11:49 AM
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeiirddd I here a train , trains dont come out this way any more ?????

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Sat 01/03/09 11:51 AM
Just called my bosshole. Monday morning detroit. Sh!t. Gotta leave tomorrow morning. I'm gonna take a nap then paint some more. Maybe turn off my phone. Don't scream at me and I won't destroy your dining room set. sh*t Kyle leave now take 2 across and stop here and take care of my wood pile out back I'll buy the beer

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Sat 01/03/09 11:51 AM
GYPSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! buy milk and toilet paper and bacon after work