Howdy fellow date site attendees. Read some of the other posts I'm old..hmmm compared to what? Read the hints for new people, don't ask to cyber or send nasty pics of yourself. Doe's that really need to be said unless you are living in a basement rubbing chicken grease on yourself and listening to the Bee Gees while watching the Home Shopping Network .
If I sound quirky well yeah, my favorite characters on the Wizard of Oz were the flying monkeys, clowns scare me and I hate liver "doe's it look like it's alive before it's cooked or is it just me?" I have joined a few sites since my ex acquired a delusional disorder and reminded me of that chick on the Exorcist when she talked, guess it would have been creepier if she spewed pea soup and her head spung around like an owl. On some sites people asking for money or wanting a green card seems to be popular made me laugh a little but seemed desperate.
I'm a middle aged human with good hair and my own teeth, haven't started wearing my pants high, or have been wearing polyester suits and haven't taken up golfing or complaining about everything, although that last entry seems tempting. So no I'm not old just getting my second wind for the next half of this roller coaster ride called life. My dog's old and crazy from what my cat tells me but I still like him, oldness is not an illness. Well anyways just wanted to say hey and hope I fit in here, if you read this you might not wanna chat with me, that's okay, sometimes my inner voice doesn't even want to talk to me..

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Finally a realist.... welcome!

Welcome to the Jungle.....WE've got fun & games....

welcome.

And yeah...sometimes the nasty pic and cyber thing does need to be stated....you WOULD NOT believe the people that do that sort of thing Good luck and look forward to seeing you in the forums

Welcome

Welcome! You'll fit right in here!

I like those chicken grease Bee Gee loving wanna be porn stars who watch HSN!!!

Marry me anyway!!

Welcome and best fishes, or liver!!!

Fresh meat

Have a seat and do what comes natural post,post.
Good luck honey. Helloooooo! Koolaidwoman 12/29/08

Thanks all for the warm welcome and kind words. And MsKim plz don't judge all men by a few show offs..hmm not sure what to call them. Frankly I'm not that impressed with myself being naked, and don't see the need to share it. And I have pretty long hair some mornings it's down right frightful when I confront myself in the mirror Anyways I look forward to sharing my somewhat twisted point of view with you all thx again.

well rock, welcome to the group. for the most part, we are a good group, we like to pick on each other and ourselves as well. jump right in and have fun. the forums are the best way to get to know people and their personalities. hope you have much luck here. ive met some incredible friends who have been there for me thru alot and i hope you find the same!!!

1st-backoff of the BeeGees dude 2nd-i get what you mean about the cyber/fling thing! im tired of goin to sites and its all "teeny" trying to hook up-pewie 3rd-i feel old,my figure and health is "old"-my opinio-not trying to offend anyone anywho-ditto on the sence of humor and conversation lingo-im kinda on my own level too-we might understand each other!