had a nice steamy dinner and im ready for playin

STEAMY Flamin' DEEsert anyone...?

as long as its got to do with marshmallows at the Y

My name is mud
Not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis
My name is mud and its always been
cause Im the most boring sons-a-***** youve ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe Im rather drab except my patent shoes
I make em shine, well most the time
cept today my feet are troddin on by this friend of mine
Six foort two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell
My name is mud

My name is mud, but call me alowishus devadander abercrombie
Thats long for mud so Ive been told
Told that by this sonsa***** that lies before me bloated blue and cold
Ive got my pride, I drink my wine
Id drink the finest except I havent earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is mud

yes please

*sniff* I NEED A DRINK

something hot and strong please

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
Hey mister bartender come here
I want another drink and I want it now

My baby she gone, she been gone two night
I ain't seen my baby since night before last
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

(Spoken)
And then I sit there, gettin' high, mellow
Knocked out, feeling good and by the time
I looked on the wall at the old clock on the wall
By that time, it was ten thirty daddy

I looked down the bar, at the bartender
He said, "Now what do you want Johnny?"

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

Well my baby she gone, she been gone two night
I ain't seen my baby since night before last
I wanna get drunk till I'm off of my mind
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

(Spoken)
And I sat there, gettin' high, stoned
Knocked out, and by the time
I looked on the wall, at the old clock again
And by that time, it was a quarter to two

Last call for alcohol, I said,
Hey mister bartender, what do you want?"

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

Hey Mark ! I see you were
quoting Queen in the Beardy Room!


Got to see them in person way back when!

It was awesome!

and this song- a friend and me used to sing

at work!! Boss didn't like it much tho!

hey hows everyone steaming
i am ready to steam!!

ima steamroller baby......

Roll over ME!!!

hey holly how are you..lets get steamd!!

I wanna roll all over you...

lol... James Taylor, right?

"I'm gonna inject your soul, with some sweeeet rock and roll...
And shoot you full of rhythm and bluuuuuuuuees..."

Heheh.. sorry, I'm a dork. I know!!

you named that tune

nope not a dork

Hmmm... you mean this isn't the "Don't forget the lyrics forum?" I must have stumbled into the wrong room... lol