I do it all the time, makes shopping fun...I went into the neighborhood drugstore and was wandering up and down the aisles and noticed a clerk watching me, I (in my lost male manner) couldn't find what I was looking for. Finally, the clerk came and asked if she could help. I told her that I was looking for deodorant. "which kind", she asked while making a circular motion with her wrist, "You want the ball kind?" That's when I snapped back with "of course not! I want the underarm kind." I found powdered milk, powdered potato, powdered shakes. When I found the baby powder, I had to exclaim "Wow, you add water and you can get ANYTHING!" Just try asking a doctor why they're called hemmorhoids instead of assteroids.

In the produce department of the grocery store, I asked the clerk where the Grapes of Wrath are stored. Ah, he was grumpy anyways!

doctor told me the next time I went in, I'd have to take a urine test. On my way to the doctor, I bought a bottle of applejuice and put it in my pocket. When the doctor looked at me and the bags under my eyes (I had partied the night before), he asked me if I was ready for the urine test. I told him that I was up all night studying for it. He said,with some exasperation, "go piss in a bottle". I didn't want to let it go yet, so I retaliated with "go sh!t in yer hat!" Anyway, I finally let him talk me into the bathroom. As I was stepping in he handed me a sterile bottle. I shut the door and poured the apple juice into the sterile bottle and brought that bottle out to the medical assistant. Just before she could get from the counter,,,,,I grabbed it up and said "it looks a little weak to me, I better strain it through again" They just about passed out.