Topic: Yes, No, or Maybe - part 3 | |
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yes i did, lol
do you like sextoys with battery's? |
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maybe...I prefer the real thing
do you like to be considered a sex toy? |
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Yes, but I am going to need a lot of energizer batteries for this old toy to work again.
Have you ever been massaged with mineral oil? |
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maybe. wanna give me a massage?
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Yes, but you gotta be butt neked!
Are you willing to do that? |
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sure. wanna play slipnslide with me?
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Yes, but I will do the slip'in
Can you go a long time? |
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haha maybe. depends how long youre willing to go. i can only go so long if someones not keeping up.
you have enough pills left for a week of fun? |
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Yup, and I got the non-generic extra strength
Ever been let down sexually? |
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haha YES toomany times to be worth counting.
ever let someone down? |
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Nope, and don't plan to
Are you talking about making a woman orgasm more than twice during sex? |
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haha man only twice huh?
wow i would try not to be disappointed. arent you glad my body does most of the work in its own orgasms then? |
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Yes, but not necessary
Have you had sex more than 1000 times? |
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haha dunno. id have to count lol which would be QUITE the task lmao...
have you had more than fifty partners? |
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Maybe, my face doesn't give it away? Ha Ha Ha
Can you remember the best sex you have ever had? |
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Yes
Can you? |
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Yes, it was on a boat and lasted 5 hours!
Have you ever had a threesome? ![]() |
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No
Been invited but passed Have you? |
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No, and I sure as heck wouldn't be able to now, ha ha ha
Have you ever had a one night stand? |
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Damn had threesomes and one night stands. wow I feel bad
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