20 Things you can only say at Christmas


1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

:) J

ur hysterical guy...

-how about this one

put more egg in my nogg..

lmao

Here is one more " look at the juices flowing from that breast."

fu*k me im drunk on egg nog,,

How about let's roast Chetsnuts :)
Poor Chet :)
J

santa went ho ho ho and i went what what what!