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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 12 | |
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Its cold outside with the wind blowing.
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my tummy hurts
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my tummy hurts
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I donno it just hurts
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Baby got gas? Fart. You will feel better.
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Baby intestinal rotovirus is goin around.
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Have a bowl of soup. Anda some cwackers. You'll feel betta.
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I dont think I could eat right now , an I dont have any quackers
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Blow a bomber. Smoke a joint. Burn a doobie. Spark a blunt. Fire up chaka khan. Fry some weed. Toast a spin wrap. You'll feel better. I'm just stoned suggesting it.
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I was cold. I had 7 shots of everclear and applejuice and half an oxycontin. Now I'm warm and my broken wrist doesn't ache.
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 twist one up ? roll a fatty ? have a spliff ? smoke a reefer ? wrap up a greeny? have a blunt ? whip out the juicy jays?
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And I farted. So my tummy don't hurt.
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pull my finger
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I'm slightly hungry but I don't know what I want.
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I'm not hungry , just thirsty ...
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pull my finger
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wherez that Gypsy woman?
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I hope she has electricity mine was out for a lil over 5 hours today
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Yuck!!!
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