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My son insisted on making a pancake for santa with a glass of pumpkin spice soy milk and a chocolate truffel.
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i left a listing of local hospitals cuz if that jolly sonofab***h breaks in my house again im gonna beat him to near death!
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My son insisted on making a pancake for santa with a glass of pumpkin spice soy milk and a chocolate truffel. im still sitting hear waiting for him i got some pretzels lol |
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pretzels are awesome but only if santa has beer to wash them down, lol
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heck yes
 i bought like different kinds of alchohol tonight like dark beers it was 4.50$ a bottle but i had Japanese, indian all sorts of beer sorta like a taste test the indian was rank and nasty |
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I sowwy...couldn't resist this one...a vacuum cleaner, a roll of paper towels, some windex, a toilet brush and some comet...well...i mean the guy let his reindeer poop on the roof...what kinda friend is that?
 Merry Christmas everyone!
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My roommate insisted i buy a 12 pack of miller. So i did lol. Walked in the livin room 10 mins ago and hes drinkin em. I was like what are you doin. He said um...ho ho ho im santa Haha.
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My roommate insisted i buy a 12 pack of miller. So i did lol. Walked in the livin room 10 mins ago and hes drinkin em. I was like what are you doin. He said um...ho ho ho im santa Haha. That is just wrong..on so many levels...
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Yeah tell me about it Haha. I Shoulda left santa some shine:) lets see him fly then:)
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Yeah tell me about it Haha. I Shoulda left santa some shine:) lets see him fly then:) Wait til he goes to sleep...put a lot of party cups around him..and when he asks tomorrow..just say whoa dude! you don't remember? the guy with the red suit and the girls....bro..you really missed it! Seriously though, as to the topic, mom would always leave out cookies or cake, and a glass of milk..had i known what was going on..Santa wouldn't have had a chance....
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I always leave him a joint so he can keep up the munchies all nite
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I sowwy...couldn't resist this one...a vacuum cleaner, a roll of paper towels, some windex, a toilet brush and some comet...well...i mean the guy let his reindeer poop on the roof...what kinda friend is that? Merry Christmas everyone!
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a couple 40's,a fatty and a ho...
....ho ho! |
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My son insisted on making a pancake for santa with a glass of pumpkin spice soy milk and a chocolate truffel. man that is some hardcore santa snackin! ;p cute. i left out some good ole fashioned authentic cuban food. ;p merry christmas santa... i gift thee... heartburn. |
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That is just plain wrong
 funny, but wrongI sowwy...couldn't resist this one...a vacuum cleaner, a roll of paper towels, some windex, a toilet brush and some comet...well...i mean the guy let his reindeer poop on the roof...what kinda friend is that? Merry Christmas everyone! |
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I left him a shot of Jack, but he took to long so I drank it
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