You told me you'd honor, you'd love, and you'd stay
Spinning me those lies while he whisked you away
I know that some of the fault lay with me
Opening the door for your infidelity
A marriage isn't open if it's not fully disclosed
Why the D&D games with him taking off your clothes?
I never strayed, I helped you more than you care to admit
And what, pray tell, do I receive, as thanks for that sh*t?
Left, divorce, the pain, remorse, the guilt, the doubt,
Cutting it out, The drugs, escape, the games, the rape
And I've had as much of this crap as I'm going to take
You want me out of your life, and out of his too?
So you don't have to see who you're doing this to?
I'll get out of both, or rather, let both of them out
As you shuffle your coil with a scream and a shout
No rather than let you go first, you will have to watch
As I fillet him and skin him then pour me a scotch
Begging for mercy you'll plead for your life
As I kneel down menacing you with a knife
I'll cut an A in your face, so all shall see
Exactly the person you happen to be
I'll leave you there sobbing and tied up on the floor
I'll step on his corpse as I exit the door
You should be happy, you got the A you deserve
Instead of being ahead of the curve,
there's a carve in your head
Not quite a beauty mark, but at least you're not dead.
Better than I can say for poor him
His hearse could be used to bury him in
Or at least to transport his mangled remains
Elvis will bring her King to his grave
Roll a D-20, let's see if he saves.


-Added note- I write dark stuff like this and sing it so I don't go out and actually murder the guy.

ouch poor guy lol

glad to hear that,...

Nice. Read any Hawthorne lately?

No, but I'll check some out.

added- his hearse is named Elvis.

Oooooh...

"A marriage isn't open if it's not fully disclosed "

Great Line.

like the new photos,..

I agree.