A marine and a sailor are in the bathroom. When they finish, the sailor
says,"In the navy, they teach us to wash our hands," and the marine
says," In the marines, they teach us not to piss on our hand

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This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with
Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
Collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert
YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest
ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three
destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that
YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north,
or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear
a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Marine is better than ten
taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers
over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few
minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One Marine is better than one hundred
taliban". Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops
over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes
of battle, again silence.
The voice calls out again "One Marine is better than one thousand
Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters
and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring
out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and
with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its
a trap. There's actually two of them.
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those are really funnnyy

lmao .... Good, Very Good

just to add to a picture lol


Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon set of
tracks.

The first Marine said, "Those are deer tracks."

The second Marine said, "No, those are elk tracks."

The third Marine said "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."

The Marines were still arguing when the train hit them

Shame on you Prussia, that was a blonde joke

Sorry ... blushing

roflmao thanx