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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 11
chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 12/22/08 11:45 AM
well, im off to take my shower now ! be back soon....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/22/08 11:46 AM
I love you. I'm serious. And I'm only trying to help the best I can. I gotta buddy with a genset pipethawing machine in minneapolis. I called him to say hi. And his answering machine has a blood curdling scream on it. I freaking laughed. He seen his caller ID and called me back. I said "BAD?" he said "BEYOND" like 6 hours of sleep in 3 weeks. You are helping me and I cant thank you enough!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 12/22/08 11:47 AM
aawwww Smokey

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 12/22/08 11:48 AM
DO I HAVE TO GET OUT THE SLUTTY CLOTHING???? ...he's probably seen more boobies than the door man at a strip joint and is too tired to give a f*ck. Bottle of good whiskey, an extra twenty, and a smile and kiss on the cheek would make his day. ...and your kindness will get you on top of his list in case it ever happens again. Have hot coffee and or soup for the poor frozen soul if applicable.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/22/08 11:49 AM
DO I HAVE TO GET OUT THE SLUTTY CLOTHING???? ...he's probably seen more boobies than the door man at a strip joint and is too tired to give a f*ck. Bottle of good whiskey, an extra twenty, and a smile and kiss on the cheek would make his day. I need to buy booze.....ya good idea. Maybe on my break tonight I can go to the beer and wine store....and maybe get me some more of that SPICED RUM!!!!!!!!! gaaaaaaaaaawd that stuff is good!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 12/22/08 11:49 AM
In this case cash and kindness talk- boobies walk.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/22/08 11:49 AM
DO I HAVE TO GET OUT THE SLUTTY CLOTHING???? ...he's probably seen more boobies than the door man at a strip joint and is too tired to give a f*ck. Bottle of good whiskey, an extra twenty, and a smile and kiss on the cheek would make his day. ...and your kindness will get you on top of his list in case it ever happens again. Have hot coffee and or soup for the poor frozen soul if applicable. Coffee???? I dont have coffee or a coffee maker.......and my soup is canned!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/22/08 11:50 AM
In this case cash and kindness talk- boobies walk. He is married anyways. I talked to his wife on the phone!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/22/08 11:51 AM
Purple........I would like some water for xmas too and maybe if it doesnt snow anymore, see my son.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/22/08 11:53 AM
dear diary......you sure find out what is important in life when your water pipes freeze!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/22/08 11:58 AM
dear diary......I just had a flash come to my head.....about what purple may have sent me. Does it rhyme with Bons????

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 12/22/08 12:03 PM
um...........nope nothin in there rthymes with bons

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 12/22/08 12:04 PM
mmmmmmm baconnnnnnn

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/22/08 12:05 PM
um...........nope nothin in there rthymes with bons Thank you lawd for no scones!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/22/08 12:05 PM
unless you pronounce it like bone......

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 12/22/08 12:07 PM
ha ha no ..but ****!! I ment to send you the recipe damn it!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/22/08 12:08 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh no thanks!!!! No hackey sack dough balls that when you eat them they make you feel like you just ate a basketball.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 12/22/08 12:10 PM
I mailed it a week ago it should be there very soon I hope

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 12/22/08 12:11 PM
aah I know you dont wanna eat em but I figured it would make you chuckle at the recipe ..I'm hoping that what I sent makes you laugh a few times

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 12/22/08 12:13 PM
ahhhh, all fresh and clean now !