A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wall-Mart and the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their shopping cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the shopping cart.
"What do you think you're doing asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife

Her husband says, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.

Husband - 1
Wife - 0

i laughed so hard at that one

The story of the perfect woman... One day, a long time ago... There lived a woman who did not whine, nag or Bi$c&...but this was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
The End
(jk)

Nice